My last name is different from my gender

Oct 01

3pithimia:

jedimelonlord:

findingallah:

officialcaesarsalazar:

A fairy tale where a child is cursed and the spell can only be broken with true love’s kiss.
Their mother then gently kisses them on the forehead and the spell is broken.
After all, love isn’t just romantic.

Why did I just start crying

Isn’t this basically why they made frozen?

Actually they made frozen to capitalize on a children’s story about a girl trying to save the world from a nice queen.

Have you guys seen Maleficent though?

Oct 01

can-you-hear-the-fandoms-sing:

imnotflirtingbytheway:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

I literally feel disgust. What!?

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Oct 01
wilwheaton:

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

#CANON JESUS IS SIX MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN FANON JESUS

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”

wilwheaton:

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”

Oct 01

Going on from that last post, I did actually read beyond that to see if the insult was just an attention grabber that would lead up to a defense of her character. Nope.

"Her sole motivation appears to be, "What can I do today to make my husband’s life worse?""

Maybe support him in his meth business, help him launder his money, and keep secrets from her own sister after being lied to by her husband for 2 seasons? What a horrible wife and mother, only wanting her husband to be honest with her and trying to protect her children.

Oct 01

*clicks on Cracked article*

*closes Cracked article*

Oct 01

agelfeygelach:

how is this cat so beautiful?

Oct 01

juilan:

spoopyprinceofevangelion:

juilan:

It’s legal to own bestiality porn in all 50 states but gay marriage isn’t. You protect your right to watch a dog fucking a woman but once it comes to the gays it’s “too much” and “immoral”

here’s the source

Legal to film in 44 and legal to perform in 12.

Oct 01
Oct 01
haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

Oct 01
chubsauce:

THIS IS THE MOST UNFORTUNATE KERNING ERROR I’VE EVER SEEN

chubsauce:

THIS IS THE MOST UNFORTUNATE KERNING ERROR I’VE EVER SEEN